How to Piss Off Men: 109 Things to Say to Shatter the Male Ego

AN INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

BE NO MAN'S PEACE.

Have you ever been badgered by an annoying pick-up artist at the bar? Ever felt a burning desire to emotionally torture a friend's boyfriend in an act of revenge? Have you ever endured just talking to a man before?

If so, then this book is for you.

With more than 100 phrases, questions, and comebacks, How to Piss Off Men is your essential guide to sending even the most relentless mansplainer into an existential crisis. Whether it's referring to his expensive NFL jersey as "cosplay" or letting him know he has the confidence of a much taller man, this handbook will ensure you're equipped to combat toxic masculinity in any situation.*

* The advice in this book has been thoroughly tested for effectiveness. Even on the author, bless his heart.

Kyle Prue is a famous author and gender traitor. He was untimely ripped from his mother during the Detroit blackout at the ripe age of zero. As a child he was expelled from two elementary schools and the Catholic Church. As a teenager, he attended a philosophy-oriented high school, where he built a shrine to Thomas Hobbes in the woods. He attended college at the University of Michigan, where he studied narcissism and love bombing (acting and poetry). He lives in Los Angeles with two roommates and a tapeworm (all parasites).