The Theory of Evolution is a Joke

DANNY ERHARDT, a mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, has sought the truth and fortuitously found it. You can, too, if you seek it with all your heart and love the truth more than the opinions and conclusions that are already in your head. The lies of Satan ("the great deceiver who goes forth to deceive the whole world") cover this earth like a blanket, and people believe whatever they are taught. (Evolution is one of them...) What lies have you been taught? Have you learned to hold dear?

Danny is father to a half dozen boys and girls and grandfather to a little more than half a dozen.

If you have any unintelligent criticisms or thoughtless attacks on the truth to share, please send them to our Complaint Dept. Administrator, Mrs. Helen Waite.

Go to her if you feel the need to vent any or all of the evolutionary indoctrinated lies that we were all fed and that, unfortunately, too many still believe.

Also, if anyone is offended by any or all of the accurate scientific truths and realities imparted here, then please bang your face against your bathroom mirror for about half an hour and then hide under your mommy's bed for a couple of weeks. This should help.

Well, thank you so much for picking up a copy of this book or considering doing the same. It's called the truth. And may God (you know, the actual Creator of all of this) richly bless you and yours.