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Sausagey Santa

Sausagey Santa - Paperback

by Carlton III Mellick
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Availability:In StockContributor:Carlton III MellickPublish date:2013-10-05Pages:132
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Eraserhead PressISBN-13:9781621050773ISBN-10:1621050777UPC:9781621050773Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Satire, Science Fiction, HorrorSize:8.50 x 5.50 x 0.31 inchesWeight:0.3902Product ID:SC8XCN9YVJ
Santa isn't the jolly old elf as portrayed in Children's stories. He's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed olives, his teeth are walnuts, and his body is made of sausages.

One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. It is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes everything having to do with children and Jesus. His name is Frosty the Neo-Nazi Snowman. After Frosty steals his magic bag of presents, Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a peculiar Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone.

It's the greatest sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing, Transformer- fucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling, adventure-rocking, bizarro Christmas story OF ALL TIME


Languages:EnglishPublisher:Eraserhead PressISBN-13:9781621050773ISBN-10:1621050777UPC:9781621050773Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Satire, Science Fiction, HorrorSize:8.50 x 5.50 x 0.31 inchesWeight:0.3902Product ID:SC8XCN9YVJ
Publisher: Eraserhead Press

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2nd Edition

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Carlton III Mellick

Author

Carlton III Mellick

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