Brave New Weird, Volume Three - Paperback

The Most Important Meal of the Day...is Weird.

Why so glum, friend? Are you feeling fatigued? Logy? Knackered?

Do you require sustenance? A boost of energy to reinvigorate your existence?

We have good news for you, then:

The Bravest, the Newest, the Weirdest...now in edible form!

Delivered directly to your body-meat, rich in nutrients and portion-sized!

Consumption of BRAVE NEW WEIRD is not for the meek of constitution. Possible side effects include vertigo; mild bruising; bone disruption; blushing of the internal organs; raging vapors; flustered nethers syndrome; tooth-in-eye disease; primordial ideation; intermittent gliding; manic progressive rock woodwind soloing; homicidal thoughts (common); deicidal thoughts (commoner); systemic disruption of, and erroneous erections in relation to, baked goods; inclement leftism; disgovernalia; Pavlov's reflux; psychotronic obsession; anal leakage; recurring heel turns; erotic heresy; obsequiousness; Malodor, malphesance, Mallory; mountain mania; Pustulia Angelus; big ol' insect legs.

Do not consume in direct sunlight.

Or moonlight.

Any light, really.

And, as with all Tenebrous Brand Consumables(TM)

Step bravely.

Do not panic.