Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers: Volume 9

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the 'tingler'; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you. RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED BUTT RAPTORWith Christmas only a few days away, Turno Purps needs to get two presents from Chicago to Los Angeles. Unfortunately, thanks to a powerful snowstorm, nobody is getting in or out of the city, not even the postal service. Now Turno's only chance lies in a mysterious meeting with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Raptor, a handsome Christmas legend who is the only one capable of delivering Turno's packages on time.Soon enough, Turno and the muscular antlered dinosaur are falling madly in love, overcome with the Christmas sprit in an erotic holiday adventure that ends with a hardcore fireside butt pounding.Now, the only secret that remains is just how Rudolph gets all those presents delivered in time.SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY A POORLY RENDERED COMPUTER GENERATED BLUE GENIEHepton is a collector of strange knick-knacks and unusual items, often planning whole road trips to visit antique stores and pawnshops across the country.On one such trip, however, everything changes when Hepton discovers a mystery golden lamp, and the poorly rendered computer generated genie within. Now Hepton is learning what he truly desires from this handsome genie dinosaur, culminating in a hardcore butt pounding that will have you wishing for more.DRESSED UP HANDSOME AND NOT POUNDED BECAUSE COSPLAY IS NOT CONSENTClippo loves science fiction, fantasy and comic books, but he's never managed to make it to a convention; until now. This weekend, Clippo and his friend Jorn are headed to Tinglecon, dressed up real handsome and excited to show off their new outfits.But when someone approaches Clippo inappropriately, security is quickly called. With the T-Rex head of security as his guide, Clippo has a front row seat in observing the world of self-entitled morons who think cosplay is consent. Clippo witness's a variety of tests that prove time and time again, these idiotic men have no idea what they're talking about.Is there a way to get through to these disgusting guys? Or is the real answer that responsibility to change lies squarely on themselves?