The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (the Heirloom Edition): Over 500 Cringe-Worthy Puns and One-Liners

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!

Because the world needs more dad jokes. Hundreds more.

What are dad jokes? Short, family-friendly one-liners that often produce more eye rolls and groans from their audience than audible laughs. Anyone can tell dad jokes, but they are best told by dads.

The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, and inside you'll find:

• More puns, quips, and corny one-liners that are sure to get eyes rolling
• Hundreds of dad jokes that will make you groan--then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they're good.

Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he's heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.

These jokes are so funny you won't even see them coming!

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