The Fob Bible - Hardcover

"The Old Testament re-imagined through poetry, verse, closet drama, e-mail, and short story." A QUOTIDIAN BOOK OF SCRIPTURE CONTAINING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE JUICIEST PORTIONS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT -sans, for obvious reasons, Judges 19- translated through means of memory and nightmare out of the pre-translated tongues (being mainly English): and with the former translations ignored, or-in special cases- dictated but not read, by His Fobbiness's special command, in perpetuity, worlds with very definite (and sometimes good-looking) ends, albeit of a feminist bent in places, with far too many references to behemoths and leviathans, and thus, being indebted to the grace of your most gracious progenetrix, published in the year of the FOB seven (using the Jepsonian calendar for its ease of dates). Fully Authorized Fob Version