Scanned & Stuffed: Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine - Paperback
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One horny self-checkout. One trapped shop assistant. One very unexpected item in the bagging area.
All I wanted was to finish my shift and go home. Instead, a storm knocked the power out and locked me in TartanMart with the most infuriating self-checkout machine in Scotland.
Unit 69X is glitchy, smug, weirdly possessive, and far too interested in scanning more than my shopping. He knows my name. He knows what I like. And thanks to one very well-timed lightning strike, he's no longer content to sit quietly in the corner flashing "unexpected item in bagging area."
I should run. I should call someone. I should definitely not be flirting with a sentient self-checkout machine who has cables, scanners, and a very detailed understanding of customer satisfaction.
But Unit 69X says he can take care of me. And apparently, I'm the unexpected item he's been waiting for.
Scanned & Stuffed is a filthy, funny sentient object romance featuring a horny self-checkout machine, forced proximity, scanner play, cable restraints, thorough aftercare, and absolutely no sensible decisions.
Perfect for fans of sentient machine romance, monster smut, and outrageously weird reads.
Skye MacKinnon is a USA Today & International Bestselling Author whose books are filled with strong heroines who don't have to choose.
She embraces her Scottishness with fantastical Scottish settings and a dash of mythology, no matter if she's writing about Celtic gods, cat shifters, or the streets of Edinburgh.
When she's not typing away at her favourite cafe, Skye loves dried mango, as much exotic tea as she can squeeze into her cupboards, and being covered in pet hair by her bunny diva and cat princess.
MacKinnon, Philomena: - "Philomena MacKinnon is a Scottish writer of erotic romance. Her steamy stories feature everything from cavemen to platypus shifters - yes, Philomena is a little eccentric when it comes to choosing topics for her books.
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