My Vice Is Your Unfathomable Agony

It was supposed to be an easy job. A quick way to turn a profit. Hit the truck, grab the goods, deal with the driver, bada-bing, bada-boom.

Little did these two wannabe mobsters know they were about to land on the wrong side of the big boss, and the big boss decides only the biggest, baddest revenge will do. Not only for them, but for their entire families, as they find themselves rounded up and turned over to the not-so-tender mercies of the man known as Hardware Tony.

Any goon can use a gun, or a knife. Hardware Tony prefers more elaborate methods. He's an artist of pain. A craftsman of torture. A master with his ... tools of the trade.

Who really, really loves his work, as his victims will soon discover. One might even say that his only VICE is their UNFATHOMABLE AGONY.