I Eat Mushrooms For Breakfast

An abandoned colony, a host of abominable creatures, and a space pirate with a tequila induced hangover trying desperately not to vomit inside his respirator helmet.

Mark just wants to be a hero. A Star Sailor. Jetting across the galaxy saving colonists and giving aliens what for. All he needs is a little bit of cash to cover the training. So when he's offered the biggest score of his life, he knows he has to take it.

Stick up a fancy hotel yacht. Rob a bunch of wealthy executives. Make off with the cash. What could be simpler?

But when the yacht unexpectedly self destructs, his only choice is to take an escape pod to a nearby colony planet along with the yacht's guests and crew. Awkward...

Upon arrival they find the colony abandoned. Strange flower gardens hide even stranger creatures. Can Mark get himself and the other survivors to safety or will the mysteries of Rosen-54 swallow them whole?

I Eat Mushrooms For Breakfast is a laugh-out-loud space adventure. If you love weird alien creatures and unlikely heroes stepping up when they have to, then you'll love this action packed sci-fi story.