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Cärl Brüder Versus the Self-Publishing Apocalypse!

Cärl Brüder Versus the Self-Publishing Apocalypse! - Paperback

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Availability:In StockContributor:Russell HolbrookPublish date:2/11/2024Pages:68
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Splatterpiece PressISBN-13:9798224036486UPC:9798224036486Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Fantasy, Horror, AbsurdistBook Topic:Dark FantasySize:8.50 x 5.50 x 0.16 inchesWeight:0.095Product ID:SCDW34QQ10

We all know that self-publishing can be challenging, but for one writer, it's hell!

Cärl Brüder was a young self-publishing guru, his name whispered in awe and admiration among hopeful writers. His webinars and courses were like golden tickets to the world of successful indie publishing, and students from all walks of life flocked to him with dreams of becoming best-selling authors. He exuded confidence and charm, his words laced with promises of wealth and stardom that seemed within reach for those who followed his teachings. And yet, for one particular student, these promises remained elusive and unattainable, creating a mounting sense of desperation and disappointment. The reality of their situation slowly dawned on them as they faced the daunting question: what happens when the young teacher's guarantees of success don't come true? It was a problem that threatened to shatter their dreams and leave them lost in the harsh reality of the publishing world.

Totally recommended if you like Carlton Mellick III, Cameron Pierce, Adult Swim, and the wacky and weird!

Languages:EnglishPublisher:Splatterpiece PressISBN-13:9798224036486UPC:9798224036486Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Fantasy, Horror, AbsurdistBook Topic:Dark FantasySize:8.50 x 5.50 x 0.16 inchesWeight:0.095Product ID:SCDW34QQ10
Holbrook, Russell: -

Staff writer #001428, Russell Holbrook, writes books, stories, and music exclusively for the glory of Valkos Enterprises Department of Letters and Distractionary Materials. He has been a faithful and steadfast employee of the division since 1989 when, as a teenager, he was moved from his assignment on the conveyor line at the Valkos computer parts recycling supercenter to the Writers of Distractionary Materials warehouse where he continues to occupy his very own desk with an inspirational cactus, under a small window on the 17th floor. He lives in West Mable Town with his legally registered life partner and their five furry children.

Publisher: Splatterpiece Press

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