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We've Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North)

We've Come for Your Eggs (And Other Reasons to Annex the North) - Paperback

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Availability:In StockContributor:Septimus BrownPublish date:10/23/2025Pages:292
Language:EnglishPublisher:Look-See-PressISBN-13:9781738076666ISBN-10:1738076660UPC:9781738076666Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Fantasy, SatireBook Topic:HumorousSize:8.00 x 5.00 x 0.66 inchesWeight:0.6415Product ID:SCKJ5TJ1TT

A fantasy satire of the U.S.-Canada trade war-starring one very stressed-out dragon.

Every quest needs a hero. This one gets Glimm: a bonsai frost dragon stuck managing a band of blowhards on a doomed diplomatic mission.

His boss, the wizard Jorvun Prattlethorn, plans to sneak into Frostvale and seize the crown-on the dubious claim that he's King Trudera's bastard son. Glimm's only in it for the reward: tuition to dragon college. But first, he must get them all there in one piece.

There's Elric, an ex-rogue turned inventor turned lawsuit magnet. Lark, a cultist pirate with a god-complex and a gun fetish. Fox, a bard with a magical camcorder and a pathological relationship with the truth. And Xander, a paranoid paladin with an MLM supplement empire.

They're not exactly loyal. They're not exactly clever. But they're all Glimm has.

We've Come for Your Eggs is a fantasy romp where satire meets sword-and-sorcery-and at the center of it all, a tiny dragon trying to keep the quest from falling apart.


Language:EnglishPublisher:Look-See-PressISBN-13:9781738076666ISBN-10:1738076660UPC:9781738076666Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Fantasy, SatireBook Topic:HumorousSize:8.00 x 5.00 x 0.66 inchesWeight:0.6415Product ID:SCKJ5TJ1TT
Publisher: Look-See-Press

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