Udder Chaos

Have you ever imagined attending a camel beauty contest in Abu Dhabi, bathing with elephants in Nepal, avoiding shark attacks in the Persian Gulf, or trudging through cow poo pockets on an Irish dairy farm? Udder Chaos, a humorous children's poetry book containing whimsical stories and illustrations, chronicles many such worldwide travel adventures of an international teacher. Woven within the midst of these unmistakably memorable and often peculiar experiences are fanciful poems about controlling chaotic belly button deflation, baking a fresh loaf of bread in your ear canal, and evading dirty-hair-inspecting Grease Police. This book also reveals true stories that inspired a handful of the poems, while giving you a taste of the adventurous life and close calls lived by the author.

About the Author
Townsend, Emily: - Emily Townsend is an international teacher, worldwide traveler, and loving follower of Jesus Christ. She was born and raised in upstate New York, spending much of her childhood climbing trees, building forts, and persuading family and friends to perform in countless home video productions. She has lived in various countries around the globe, and often daydreams about hiking, cliff diving, and wayfaring explorations. Her unique poetry and illustrations whimsically chronicle many of her travel exploits, often humorously documenting some of her most memorable experiences. She thanks God for the adventure to which He has called her, and desires to see others live life to the fullest by realizing their God-given potential.