Typically Scorpio: The Funny Zodiac Yearbook - Paperback
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Some people change. Scorpios document.
Every January, your favorite Scorpio swears THIS is the year they'll let it go, stop overthinking, and finally become an open book. They will not. And now there's a book about it.
Typically Scorpio is a year in the life of the zodiac's most intense sign: twelve months of excellent intentions, gently corrected. It's for the Scorpio who says "I'm fine" and means the precise opposite. Who forgives everyone and forgets nothing. Who is already reading this description for hidden meanings.
INSIDE:
- A wickedly accurate, month-by-month guide to the Scorpio year
- The Official Scorpio Amnesty - they sign, the Universe co-signs
- How a Scorpio REALLY gets on with all twelve star signs
- Warm, funny, and just personal enough to be a little unsettling
The perfect birthday gift, "this is SO you" gift, or any-excuse present for the Scorpio in your life - and an entirely justified treat if the Scorpio is you. A funny astrology gift for women and men, astrology lovers, and anyone whose whole personality is their star sign. (That's everyone. That's the secret.)
They'll pretend they hate it. You'll both know the truth.
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