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'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions - Hardcover

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Availability:In StockContributor:Clarice TudorTheme:Chronological Period/Medieval (500-1453) StudiesPublish date:5/5/2026Pages:144

An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.

Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as "the ick"? If so, this tome is for thee.

Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor's viral illustrated post, "The Fart," 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.

As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:

  • Dating horror stories such as: "The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship" and "The Merkin"
  • Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don'ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex's Ex")
  • A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
  • And more

Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.