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The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit

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Availability:In StockContributor:Jill Conner BrowneSeries:Sweet Potato QueenPublish date:2008-12-30Pages:304
Language:EnglishPublisher:Simon & SchusterISBN-13:9780743278379ISBN-10:743278372UPC:9780743278379Book Category:Humor, Family & RelationshipsBook Subcategory:Topic, ParentingBook Topic:Marriage & FamilySize:7.52 x 5.50 x 0.72 inchesWeight:0.5401Product ID:SCY5EJXS8K
When does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you've got a baby on the way.

Part of that new math, says #1 New York Times bestselling author Jill Conner Browne--whom USA TODAY calls "just plain funny"--includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family.

The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, because anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable--so you might as well laugh!

As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of "knowledge," the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love--or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever--and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide.

-How to talk to a pregnant woman
-How the diamonds on delivery policy can speed up the labor nature intended
-Why a good mother is always adept at subterfuge
-The list of things you wouldn't think you would have to tell kids not to do
-Why mothers of sons can never retire
-Why, for parents, it's just a short drive to the poorhouse

The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit will have everyone who's ever been a parent--or has ever thought of becoming one--or has ever been a child--or is still one--giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those childbearing years...and beyond.
Language:EnglishPublisher:Simon & SchusterISBN-13:9780743278379ISBN-10:743278372UPC:9780743278379Book Category:Humor, Family & RelationshipsBook Subcategory:Topic, ParentingBook Topic:Marriage & FamilySize:7.52 x 5.50 x 0.72 inchesWeight:0.5401Product ID:SCY5EJXS8K
Browne, Jill Conner: - Jill Conner Browne is the New York Times bestselling author of six Sweet Potato Queens books. She lives and writes on all things Queenly from Jackson, Mississippi.
Publisher: Simon & Schuster

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