The Sentient Pigeon Syndicate - Paperback

What happens when a magical misfire gives human-level intelligence to every pigeon, rat, squirrel, and cat in the city? A bureaucratic nightmare.

Wilfred "Willy" Spellburn, Quibbletown's resident "Chaotic Mage," didn't mean to start an animal revolution. But after his latest spell goes catastrophically awry, the local wildlife has suddenly realized they have rights. And demands.

Now, the city square is a war zone of inter-species politics. The pigeons have formed a union and are demanding better cornices. The rats are negotiating for hazardous duty pay (in cheese). And Empress Mur, a black cat with a terrifying amount of political ambition, is organizing a feline takeover of all sunny spots in town.

As the animals establish barricades and start drafting legislation, Willy and his friends must find a way to reverse the spell before Quibbletown is completely overthrown by its own pets. But to do that, they have to navigate a maze of magical red tape and uncover the real mastermind pulling the strings from the shadows.

A laugh-out-loud satirical adventure full of talking animals, chaotic magic, and absurd diplomacy. Perfect for fans of cozy, comedic fantasy where the bureaucracy is deadlier than the dragons.

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