Surprise Castle
/Books/Fantasy/Urban Fantasy/Contemporary
The Mourning Woods: A Horror Comedy Bloodbath

The Mourning Woods: A Horror Comedy Bloodbath - Paperback

by Rick Gualtieri
$18.99
$19.99
-5%
Quantity
01

Pay over time for orders over $35.00 with

Offers & Perks

Earn 18 points with this purchase

Added to your rewards balance after checkout.

100 points welcome bonus

Create an account and start with extra points.

Join now
How rewards workSign in
Availability:In StockContributor:Rick GualtieriSeries:The Tome of BillTheme:Demographic Orientation/UrbanPublish date:2020-12-18Pages:416
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Freewill Press LLC.ISBN-13:9781940415352ISBN-10:1940415357UPC:9781940415352Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Fantasy, HorrorBook Topic:Contemporary, UrbanSize:8.00 x 5.00 x 1.02 inchesWeight:0.81Product ID:SCJNCGV0AA

THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.

My name's Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I'm mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures.

Or at least that was the case.

Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Lucky me, because somehow my friends and I are the only chance the world has of stopping it.

The leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that's not even the worst of it. Our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust.

I'll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick a little bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.

----------

Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods - book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.

If you love The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.

Don't miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into hysterical horror today.

Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure

Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor

Languages:EnglishPublisher:Freewill Press LLC.ISBN-13:9781940415352ISBN-10:1940415357UPC:9781940415352Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Fantasy, HorrorBook Topic:Contemporary, UrbanSize:8.00 x 5.00 x 1.02 inchesWeight:0.81Product ID:SCJNCGV0AA
Gualtieri, Rick: - "Rick Gualtieri loves adventure, snarky dialogue, and mayhem. So it's only natural that his bestselling Tome of Bill series kicks the mired status quo of vampire fiction straight in the teeth with its mix of supernatural chaos and geeky humor. It's time to make fantasy fun again. Rick lives alone in a dark, evil place called New Jersey with only his wife, three kids, and countless pets to both keep him company and constantly plot against him. When he's not busy monkey-clicking words, he can typically be found jealously guarding his collection of vintage Transformers from all who would seek to defile them - Defilers Beware!"
Publisher: Freewill Press LLC.

Contributor(s)

Rick Gualtieri

Author

Rick Gualtieri

Free shipping on orders over $75. Standard shipping takes 3-7 business days. Eligible items may be returned within 30 days of delivery. Conditions apply.