The History of the Whole World, According to Donald Trump: Procured Telepathically, with Subliminal Authenticity - Paperback

Smith, Zartman: - "Zartman Smith may be a pseudonym, and therefore he cannot claim much about himself. Anyway, he doesn't care to share too much about himself. He argues that since he doesn't really exist, he can have abilities which are not real. He vigorously insists that he has exceptional telepathic powers. He says that he can't actually stand by the authenticity of his telepathy. Standing by anything is difficult since he sometimes has to squat and sometimes has to kneel. Once he actually pole vaulted, followed by lying supine - that's a long story unto itself. He knows a lot about authenticity, especially in telepathy, but actually, he isn't absolutely certain that telepathy is possible. Even so, he is probably pretty good at telepathy. He thinks he is, anyway. He has communicated extensively telepathically with many, many famous people, even when they don't know it. This is because he is so smart and so likable. Not enough people realize this. He is tired of people criticizing his choice of fashion accessories. The bag over his head is his choice, his style.He'd like everyone to know that he may be contacted through his website, but he isn't sure that he will read or respond. He is very busy. If you try to reach him telepathically, he will probably still be busy. The best way to get him to respond is to offer him money: he is not necessarily unwilling to debase himself for cash, although it has to involve a sufficient quantity. But he is a professor of military telepathy and has often dedicated himself to valuable literary recovery, however questionable. In addition, he is proud of his linguistic skills and points out that telepathy is, in many senses, similar to a language. He knows fluidly (not fluently) suburban Bethesda dialect English, neanderthal Dutch, infant babble, and Andromedic sign language. He created a whole new language with his imaginary twin, and they often speak with each other. He is also proficient in creating neologisms. Consider, for example, "telepathcrobatic," or "mentonimblistic.""Trump, Donald: - Donald Trump was originally a child. He went to military school and then college and business school. He was too sick to be drafted. He then managed the family business. He was a. business success even though he was a business failure. He starred in "The Apprentice," the greatest TV show ever. He became the forty-fifth President of the United States, and then the forty-seventh President of the United States. He had the largest crowd ever assembled at his inaugurations. He has been married three times, and has five children. He says he has a very deep feeling for the history of mankind, acquired largely by his intuitive extrasensory skills, which surpass those of traditional academic methods. He is widely considered to have expertise in persuasion, in addition to having very large hands and very striking hair. He is, in fact, a genius. It should be pointed out that President trump has acquired certain powers. He has used them extensively, with respect to document management and other matters. If anyone can generate brain power to affect matter and energy, he certainly can. Or, at least, his wishes to do so are very, very strong.