The Book Borrow Book: or, people to kill. - Paperback

I created this book because I was sick of 'friends' borrowing my books and never returning them.

I'm sure you've had it happen - you've raved about a favorite novel, pulled it off your shelf and then forgotten who you gave it to six months later. Well, I made a book that I could put on my own shelf. Not too big, so I can slip it anywhere, with room on the inside to write down names, dates and books borrowed.

Once I'd done that, I got to thinking about all those people who still haven't returned the books I've loaned over the years. I decided to do something about that, too. So if you flip the book over, you'll find it turns into a 'People to Kill*' list on the other side.

Within, you'll find plenty of white space for writing names down, and cool pictures of ninjas too - because hey, everything looks better with ninjas.

Happy reading! And hunting...

* _{My lawyers want me to state for the record that I'm not encouraging you to actually kill people on your list - seriously, that gets messy. Just... I don't know, give them a stern talking to about life values or something...}