Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off: Eight Tales Of Edible Ladybuck On Ladybuck Love - Paperback

There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has this been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle's sizzling erotic collection Sentient Lesbian Food Gets Me Off. Collected within are the most mouthwatering tales of erotic food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including these eight short stories:

MY LIBRARIAN IS A BEAUTIFUL LESBIAN ICE CREAM CONE AND SHE TASTES AMAZING

LIGHTLY FLAVORED ZERO CALORIE CARBONATED WATER GETS ME OFF

THE SENTIENT BREAD I JUST BAKED IS A LESBIAN AND SHE EATS MY ASS

OUR SPECIAL TONIGHT IS A SALT-CRUSTED SHEPARD'S PIE DECONSTRUCTION SERVED OVER SLOW-ROASTED TURNIPS WITH GREEN OLIVE AIOLI AND A SIDE OF YOUR BUTTHOLE

MY MACARONI AND CHEESE IS A LESBIAN ALSO SHE IS MY LAWYER

SPOOKY SENTIENT CANDY CORN LESBIAN BUTT BUFFET

THAT SENTIENT ICE CREAM SANDWICH IS LOOKING LIKE A SNACK BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY A SNACK

MY LESBIAN TWICE BAKED POTATO SKI INSTRUCTOR EATS MY ASS