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I'm on a mission.
A very important, definitely illegal, possibly fatal mission.
Unfortunately, completing it requires help from three men who are far more likely to tie me to a chair and torture me for entertainment than offer me a handshake.
Lucky for them, I don't ask permission. And honestly? Being tied up isn't exactly a deal breaker.
Hannibal: The paranoid, ice cold leader who can't decide if I'm a liability to eliminate or temptation to indulge. Why not both?
Myers: The quiet, observant one who watches my every move like he's trying to crack a code. Good luck.
Krueger: My psycho pumpkin, who took one look at me and decided I was his. Forever. Probably violently.
I'm chaos wrapped in glitter and bad decisions, and I'm about to blow their carefully controlled world to the ground.
I promise I don't use teeth... Much.
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