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Ring A Ring A Rosé: A tweak on your favourite nursery rhymes. For tired mums who could do with a wine.

Ring A Ring A Rosé: A tweak on your favourite nursery rhymes. For tired mums who could do with a wine.

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Availability:In StockContributor:Michelle AnderstarrTheme:Sex & Gender/Feminine, Topical/Family, Topical/Women's InterestPublish date:4/7/2020Pages:30
Languages:EnglishPublisher:No Flocks PublishingISBN-13:9780648669302ISBN-10:0648669300UPC:9780648669302Book Category:Family & Relationships, Humor, MusicBook Subcategory:Parenting, Topic, Genres & StylesBook Topic:Motherhood, Adult, Children'sSize:8.50 x 8.50 x 0.25 inchesWeight:0.304Product ID:SC4ZG8KRFE

Sung to the tune of I'm a Little Teapot

Vodka in my teapot, yes, it's true.

I've cleaned up the vomit, and I've cleaned up the poo.

When I finished cleaning, I found you,

drinking water from the loo.

Are bedtime stories getting you down? This one is sure to be your new favourite.

Follow Flocker the Flamingo as she mums her way through the day with the help of a little rosé.

Is she your spirit animal?

Nursery rhymes for today's busy mums are here and they couldn't come soon enough.

Traditional nursery rhymes are full of inappropriate content for kids, yet we've sung them for years. This book is a fun tweak on the originals which will help you finish off a long day of parenting.

You don't know the words, but you do know the tune, so sing along as if you wrote them yourself. The kids will wonder why you suddenly love reading time more, and you'll find yourself singing them when the kids aren't even around.

Ring A Ring A Rosé is a children's picture book for adults channelling Adam Mansbach's Go The F*** to Sleep, yet PG enough to read to your little ones.

Languages:EnglishPublisher:No Flocks PublishingISBN-13:9780648669302ISBN-10:0648669300UPC:9780648669302Book Category:Family & Relationships, Humor, MusicBook Subcategory:Parenting, Topic, Genres & StylesBook Topic:Motherhood, Adult, Children'sSize:8.50 x 8.50 x 0.25 inchesWeight:0.304Product ID:SC4ZG8KRFE
Anderstarr, Michelle: - Michelle Anderstarr is a professional mum with over twenty-two years' experience, having successfully raised her kids to be pretty awesome adults. She lives in her Little Blue House in North Queensland, Australia, with her husband Paul, and fur babies, Koda the dog and Princess Leia the cat. Michelle has two grown up boys, Blake and Zak, and two stepchildren, Safiyah and Maalik. She brought the boys up as a young single mum and was that mum riding on the BMX track and in the playground with them. They grew up watching The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie every Sunday, and they sat down for dinner together every night at 6pm when The Simpsons came on. This book is a celebration of getting them to adulthood. Follow her journey on her author website at www.michelleanderstarr.com and find out what other exciting adventures Flocker the Flamingo is up to on Instagram @ringaringa_rose_aye and Facebook @Ringaringarosé.
Publisher: No Flocks Publishing

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