On Second Thought Maybe I'll Live - Hardcover
by Dallas Lacey
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Languages:EnglishPublisher:FriesenPressISBN-13:9781038350077ISBN-10:1038350077UPC:9781038350077Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Humorous, SatireBook Topic:Dark HumorSize:9.00 x 6.00 x 0.75 inchesWeight:1.1Product ID:SCGJ11PK28
Robert Robert Robertson wants to commit suicide-and not just because of his stupid name. Determined to end it all and armed with a backpack full of stolen cash, Robert heads to the Utah desert for one last hurrah. But being inept, impulsive, and ill-tempered, he not only blows the attempt, he also blows up his life in the process.
Now with no money, no friends, and the twenty-nine year old woman of his dreams out of his forty-nine year old reach, Robert must deal with the consequences of his actions. After a lifetime of bad behavior, will he learn to forgive his parents for being so boring? Will he win back the woman he loves? Will he pay the price for stealing all that money?
Robert is about to go on a painful journey of growth, but on the bright side-he does get to shoot a bad guy along the way.
Now with no money, no friends, and the twenty-nine year old woman of his dreams out of his forty-nine year old reach, Robert must deal with the consequences of his actions. After a lifetime of bad behavior, will he learn to forgive his parents for being so boring? Will he win back the woman he loves? Will he pay the price for stealing all that money?
Robert is about to go on a painful journey of growth, but on the bright side-he does get to shoot a bad guy along the way.
Languages:EnglishPublisher:FriesenPressISBN-13:9781038350077ISBN-10:1038350077UPC:9781038350077Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Humorous, SatireBook Topic:Dark HumorSize:9.00 x 6.00 x 0.75 inchesWeight:1.1Product ID:SCGJ11PK28
Lacey, Dallas: - Dallas Lacey got his start writing when he couldn't sleep one evening and penned a humorous Dear Penthouse letter as a joke. Now, he lives in Coquitlam, British Columbia with his wife and two cats. He enjoys building LEGO sets, drumming, and writing a new, original whiteboard message every day for his co-workers and Instagram followers.
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