Never Give a Moose a Milkshake! - Paperback

Whatever you do... never give a moose a milkshake.
Because once you do, guess what happens?

It turns into a wild, messy adventure full of sprinkles, sticky floors, and nonstop laughs!
In this hilarious, sweet, and delightfully messy picture book, one simple milkshake sets off a chain of silly surprises that will have kids giggling from start to finish. Perfect for readers who love funny animal stories, Never Give a Moose a Milkshake is a laugh-out-loud read-aloud packed with lovable characters, wild mishaps, and surprise messes.

When a very thirsty moose gets his hooves on a milkshake, things quickly spiral out of control-from a sticky couch disaster to sprinkles flying everywhere! But no matter how big the mess, some memories (and milkshakes) are worth it.

Great for bedtime, classroom storytime, or anyone who knows that sometimes... one milkshake is never enough.

Perfect for:

- Ages 3-8

- Preschool, Pre-K, and Kindergarten classrooms

- Family read-alouds and bedtime giggles

- Kids who love animals, silly adventures, and a little chaos

- Fans of classic humorous picture books and modern animal stories packed with messy fun

Why kids (and parents) will love this book:

- Funny, fast-paced storytelling that keeps kids engaged

- Adorable animal antics and relatable "oops" moments

- Teaches teamwork, problem-solving, and that it's okay to get messy sometimes

Written by bestselling author Portia Smith, Never Give a Moose a Milkshake is perfect for any child who loves stories that make them laugh and beg for "one more time."

What readers are saying:

✨ "Brilliant fun to read! Possibly even funnier for adults because the moose sounds like a big toddler! The fun and mess just kept coming!"