Mama for President: Good Lord, Why Not? - Paperback
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Languages:EnglishPublisher:Thomas NelsonISBN-13:9781401604097ISBN-10:1401604099UPC:9781401604097Book Category:Humor, ReligionBook Subcategory:Topic, Christian Living, FormBook Topic:Politics, Spiritual Growth, Jokes & RiddlesSize:8.92 x 6.46 x 0.55 inchesWeight:0.6415Product ID:SCNG3N98CY
Listen Up, America!
The solution to your problems has plopped right in your lap. Mama is running for president!
Discover How President Thelma Harper would handle:
- Immigration--I'll tell you how we solve the problem at our border: build senior citizen housing all along the American side. No one sees more than a nosy old lady peeking through her window blinds.
- Emergency Preparedness--Emergency response should be in the hands of the experts who have the resources and determination to respond quickly. I'm talking about Domino's and Pizza Hut.
- Airport Security--As long as we have to take our shoes off, I will install a shoe-buffing brush inside the X-ray machine so your shoes will get a little shine as they go through.
- Animals--If I have a dog at the White House, I will have it spayed or neutered to control its sex drive, which is something that might have been a good idea for some of our previous presidents.
Thelma Harper is running for president, and the free world will never be the same!
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Thomas NelsonISBN-13:9781401604097ISBN-10:1401604099UPC:9781401604097Book Category:Humor, ReligionBook Subcategory:Topic, Christian Living, FormBook Topic:Politics, Spiritual Growth, Jokes & RiddlesSize:8.92 x 6.46 x 0.55 inchesWeight:0.6415Product ID:SCNG3N98CY
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