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Imhotep's Guide to Dating and Betrayal: Relationship Lessons from a Man Who Took "It's Complicated" Too Far

Imhotep's Guide to Dating and Betrayal: Relationship Lessons from a Man Who Took "It's Complicated" Too Far - Paperback

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Availability:In StockContributor:Matthew PetchinskyPublish date:6/30/2026Pages:302
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Apophis Enterprises LLC.ISBN-13:9798349433467UPC:9798349433467Book Category:Family & Relationships, Humor, Self-HelpBook Subcategory:Dating, TopicBook Topic:AdultSize:9.00 x 6.00 x 0.75 inchesWeight:0.368Product ID:SCK56172TH

What can modern dating learn from a man who died three times for love?

After surviving betrayal, heartbreak, resurrection, more betrayal, and several catastrophically poor romantic decisions, history's most overqualified relationship advisor is finally ready to share his wisdom with the modern world.

Imhotep's Guide to Dating and Betrayal is a hilarious blend of parody, relationship advice, satire, and surprisingly useful emotional insight wrapped in an ancient Egyptian gothic package. Through lessons drawn from one of fiction's greatest romantic disasters, readers will discover how to recognize red flags before they become curses, communicate without unleashing plagues, survive betrayal without summoning darkness, and build relationships strong enough to outlast dynasties.

Inside are practical strategies for healthy communication, conflict resolution, dating after heartbreak, understanding love languages, rebuilding trust, and avoiding the kinds of decisions that usually require archaeologists and international incident reports.

Packed with memorable stories, ridiculous historical comparisons, dating wisdom, journal prompts, exercises, and Imhotep's legendary thirty dating rules, this book proves that while love may inspire terrible decisions, it can also inspire growth, laughter, resilience, and second chances.

Because sometimes the healthiest relationship decision is simply not resurrecting your ex.

Languages:EnglishPublisher:Apophis Enterprises LLC.ISBN-13:9798349433467UPC:9798349433467Book Category:Family & Relationships, Humor, Self-HelpBook Subcategory:Dating, TopicBook Topic:AdultSize:9.00 x 6.00 x 0.75 inchesWeight:0.368Product ID:SCK56172TH
Publisher: Apophis Enterprises LLC.

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