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Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts: P.S., They Hate You - Hardcover

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Availability:In StockContributor:Carlyle Christoff, Elisabeth SaakeSeries:Fucked-Up ThoughtsPublish date:2023-03-07Pages:96
Language:EnglishPublisher:Collective Book StudioISBN-13:9781951412036ISBN-10:1951412036UPC:9781951412036Book Category:Humor, GardeningBook Subcategory:Form, Topic, House Plants & IndoorBook Topic:Parodies, AdultSize:6.61 x 4.57 x 0.63 inchesWeight:0.4806Product ID:SC4GPXB3N0
Discover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift book--a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions.

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated.

Is it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic? That your majesty palm is deeply disdainful? Or that your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Just because your plants can't speak doesn't mean they don't have a lot to say. Proceed with caution. Once you peek into the tangled minds of these dirt-loving deviants, you might never feel at home with your houseplants again.
Language:EnglishPublisher:Collective Book StudioISBN-13:9781951412036ISBN-10:1951412036UPC:9781951412036Book Category:Humor, GardeningBook Subcategory:Form, Topic, House Plants & IndoorBook Topic:Parodies, AdultSize:6.61 x 4.57 x 0.63 inchesWeight:0.4806Product ID:SC4GPXB3N0
Renowned botanist, soil balance and moisture expert, plant psychological enthusiast, and five-time recipient of Plant Weekly's "Most Emotionally Balanced Garden" award, Carlyle Christoff is considered by many in the Botano-psychological community to be "the voice" on plant thoughts and behaviors. After attending a prestigious Ivy League school, Christoff spent several years in rainforest plant communication intensives in Southeast Asia as well as Central and South American where he learned the secret language of humanity's green co-inhabitants of Planet Earth.

A lifetime lover of books, Elisabeth Saake has devoted most of her working life to publishing. She began her career as an editorial assistant at a New York literary agency before realizing the Big Apple was just a bit too big for her small-town heart. She's been lucky to remain in various roles within book publishing while moving to progressively smaller towns ever since. Elisabeth is a creek lover, a podcast devotee, and has many, many, f*cked-up thoughts. She lives in Chico, CA, with her husband, two sons, and loads of disgruntled houseplants.
Publisher: Collective Book Studio

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