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Availability:In StockContributor:Jesse GustafsonPublish date:8/3/2026Pages:206
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Stand Hard PublishingISBN-13:9798234132079UPC:9798234132079Book Category:Humor, House & Home, Business & EconomicsSize:9.00 x 6.00 x 0.44 inchesWeight:0.281Product ID:SCCA1QB52B

Fuck Your House is the twenty-year odyssey of real estate agent, Jesse Gustafson, as he experiences scenarios which most agents will never witness, and they're lucky they haven't. From a seller's attorney stealing millions of dollars and the subsequent FBI investigation, to multiple ghost stories, hoarder situations beyond your wildest imagination, an agent passing away in the middle of the deal, to the neighbor showing up at Jesse's home to complain that his client is having sex too loud every night. This journey will make you laugh and cry by peeling back the layers to reveal all of the things you'll never see on the fancy TV shows. This is real life. This is raw. This is the real estate version of "Kitchen Confidential." This is what they don't tell you about real estate when someone decides they want to get into this business.

Languages:EnglishPublisher:Stand Hard PublishingISBN-13:9798234132079UPC:9798234132079Book Category:Humor, House & Home, Business & EconomicsSize:9.00 x 6.00 x 0.44 inchesWeight:0.281Product ID:SCCA1QB52B
Publisher: Stand Hard Publishing

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Jesse Gustafson

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