Divorced Not Dead

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We're going to need a bigger drink...

Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse.

After leaving Twatface - her husband of twenty years - she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it's time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance.

On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the f**k not?!).

However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit - and it really is a bloody jungle out there...

Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag?

Or - if there's any justice in the world - both?

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'Honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!' Louise Pentland

'A blast!' Daily Mail

'Defiantly funny - we need more books like this!' Georgie Hall

'Sex education was never like this the first time around!' Julie Ma

'Personal, funny, relatable and motivational!' Shazia Mirza

'A no-holds-barred, honest romcom.' Platinum

'Hugely relatable!' Heat

'An unfiltered, hilarious book... highly recommend!' Best

'Funny, frank and loving... Enjoy!' Lesley Sharp

'Whipsmart, feminist and sex-positive...I defy anyone to read this without loudly cackling' Kitty Wilson

'Sweary, sassy and sensational, this is a book that surprises as well as entertains!' Linda's Book Bag

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'Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Made me laugh more than any book I have ever read!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world - warts and all!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'It's so empowering!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'The storyline is excellent!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

'Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps!' ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Harper Ford is an author, much of the time. She started out as a writer of historical novels, then found out she was funny during lockdown so decided to write contemporary romcoms too. She's also a Fellow of the Royal Literary Fund, based at the University of Lincoln.

Divorced Not Dead is her debut in the women's fiction space.