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Disappointing Affirmations Pencils

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by Dave Tarnowski
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Availability:In StockContributor:Dave TarnowskiSeries:Disappointing AffirmationsPublish date:2024-06-18
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Chronicle BooksISBN-13:9781797230061ISBN-10:1797230069UPC:9781797230061Book Category:Humor, Self-HelpBook Subcategory:Form, AffirmationsBook Topic:ParodiesSize:7.72 x 3.52 x 0.78 inchesWeight:0.26Product ID:SC1V449R16

Cross out toxic positivity with these high-quality graphite pencils for a low-quality, disappointing world from the creator of the wildly popular @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account.

The Disappointing Affirmations pencil set includes ten eraser-topped graphite pencils. As stylish as they are functional, these standard HB / No. 2 pencils make excellent desk accessories. Featuring realistic and subversively funny affirmations engraved on beautiful scenes from nature, they're the opposite of terrible for writing stuff down or whatever.

COUNTER TOXIC POSITIVITY, INSPIRE CREATIVITY: Engraved with affirmations and occasional profanity upon colorful natural settings, these funny pencils counter positivity culture as you jot down notes, stories, doodles, lists, and more.

ADDS A TOUCH OF HUMOR: These wooden pencils are a great way to add a touch of humor and irreverence to everyday writings.

MAKES AN EXCELLENT GIFT: This bold yet elegant set of ten pencils makes an excellent gift for any avid writer or doodler, and anyone who isn't relentlessly cheerful and doesn't feel seen.

FROM THE POPULAR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT: Fans of the wildly popular Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations will love these officially licensed pencils, which translate the pointed ironic humor of the account into high-quality, affirmational writing utensils.

THERE'S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations book and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won't be disappointed.

Perfect for:
  • Anyone looking to counter the culture of toxic positivity in a humorous way
  • Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
  • Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
  • Students and test takers who could use some comic relief
  • Cool gift for writers and artists
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Chronicle BooksISBN-13:9781797230061ISBN-10:1797230069UPC:9781797230061Book Category:Humor, Self-HelpBook Subcategory:Form, AffirmationsBook Topic:ParodiesSize:7.72 x 3.52 x 0.78 inchesWeight:0.26Product ID:SC1V449R16
Dave Tarnowski is the author of about a dozen unfinished novels who turned to memes when he finally gave up on his dreams of being a writer of anything longer than a few sentences. Possibly, these pencils could have helped. He lives in New York City with his neuroses. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations.

Publisher: Chronicle Books

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Dave Tarnowski

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Dave Tarnowski

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