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Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar

Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar

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Availability:In StockContributor:Dave TarnowskiSeries:Disappointing AffirmationsPublish date:7/21/2026Release date:7/21/2026Pages:316
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Chronicle BooksISBN-13:9781797242224ISBN-10:1797242229UPC:9781797242224Book Category:Humor, Self-Help, Non-ClassifiableBook Subcategory:Form, Affirmations, Non-ClassifiableBook Topic:ParodiesSize:5.00 x 6.00 x 1.50 inchesProduct ID:SC906T0HP2

From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations2027 Daily Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where day-by-day, week after week, month-to-month failure is always an option.

Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. Have a panic attack. You've earned it.

6 x 5 x 1-1/2 inches
316 tear-away pages

DISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing daily aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments.

SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to set up on home or office desks--anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a daily dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.

PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.

THERE'S MORE: Discover the entire Disappointing Affirmations line, including books, postcards, stickers, pencils, wall calendar, and game. You won't be disappointed.

Perfect for:

  • College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn't entered the workforce
  • Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
  • Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
  • Fans of satire and sarcastic humor
  • Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Chronicle BooksISBN-13:9781797242224ISBN-10:1797242229UPC:9781797242224Book Category:Humor, Self-Help, Non-ClassifiableBook Subcategory:Form, Affirmations, Non-ClassifiableBook Topic:ParodiesSize:5.00 x 6.00 x 1.50 inchesProduct ID:SC906T0HP2
Dave Tarnowski is the bestselling author of Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow your dreams! and the creator of hundreds of viral memes over the course of a decade. He lives in New York with his trauma. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations.
Publisher: Chronicle Books

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Dave Tarnowski

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Dave Tarnowski

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