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David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists: And Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride

David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists: And Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride - Paperback

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Availability:In StockContributor:David LettermanPublish date:1996-10-01Pages:176
Language:EnglishPublisher:BantamISBN-13:9780553763584ISBN-10:055376358XUPC:9780553763584Book Category:Humor, Performing Arts, ReferenceBook Subcategory:Topic, Television, Word ListsBook Topic:ReligionSize:9.00 x 6.00 x 0.44 inchesWeight:0.6305Product ID:SCG8PY4K1C
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10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here."
9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free "
8. "MEEEEOW You sell books to kitties, don't you?"
7. "Whoa You must go to Letterman's barber."
6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those Cops-type shows about bookstore clerks."
5. "I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks."
4. "Do you have a bag or something? I don't want anyone to see me with this."
3. "If this book gives me a paper cut, I'm suing your sorry ass."
2. "Can you Super Size this?"
1. "You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man I'm Hooked on Phonics "
Language:EnglishPublisher:BantamISBN-13:9780553763584ISBN-10:055376358XUPC:9780553763584Book Category:Humor, Performing Arts, ReferenceBook Subcategory:Topic, Television, Word ListsBook Topic:ReligionSize:9.00 x 6.00 x 0.44 inchesWeight:0.6305Product ID:SCG8PY4K1C
Publisher: Bantam

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David Letterman

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