Beware of Chicken 3: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel - Paperback

A laugh-out-loud, slice-of-life martial-arts fantasy about . . . farming

Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I'm stuck in his body.

As Jin, I'm a man of the earth. A wielder of shovels and lord of rice and wheat. And sure, I also had to die and get pulled into another universe to end up here. But guess what? I'm starting to think it was worth it.

I've somehow managed to get away from it all. Finally free of the bloodshed of cultivator fights, I figure I'll live in the slow lane from here on out, my only real concern the rain-or lack thereof.

Unfortunately, I've suddenly got a shady organization looking for me, my cat has gone off to fight in a martial arts tournament, and my chicken has uncovered an ancient crystal containing portents of doom. You know, the usual stuff.

I'm not worried though. Sometimes trouble finds you. And while I may not be a master cultivator . . . trouble should know better than to mess with a farmer.