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A Yorkshire Gospel: Search for a Spare Messiah

A Yorkshire Gospel: Search for a Spare Messiah - Paperback

by C. R. de Gernon
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Availability:In StockContributor:C. R. de GernonPublish date:9/17/2026Pages:126
Languages:EnglishPublisher:Grosvenor House Publishing LimitedISBN-13:9781836157694ISBN-10:183615769XUPC:9781836157694Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Absurdist, Humorous, SatireSize:8.00 x 5.00 x 0.30 inchesWeight:0.132Product ID:SC4T373T8H

In the quiet East Yorkshire village of Roos, so flat you could watch a terrier run away for three days, are two men of middling ambition that stumble upon a mystery of biblical proportions.

When Coldog and Trev discover a cryptic message on a beer mat suggesting someone called 'Helen' may have found the Grail, they do what any reasonable men would do. They go looking for it.

What follows is a quest involving: a jar with suspicious contents, a dog who is always muddy, at least three Helens, and the worrying possibility that God might have had a second child.

A Yorkshire Gospel is a surreal, irreverent, and thoroughly northern adventure about faith, friendship, and the dangers of thinking too hard after six pints. Somewhere between divine revelation and administrative error lies the truth. And it might just be in Yorkshire.

Languages:EnglishPublisher:Grosvenor House Publishing LimitedISBN-13:9781836157694ISBN-10:183615769XUPC:9781836157694Book Category:FictionBook Subcategory:Absurdist, Humorous, SatireSize:8.00 x 5.00 x 0.30 inchesWeight:0.132Product ID:SC4T373T8H
de Gernon, C. R.: - C. R. de Gernon writes comedic fiction inspired by the people, buildings, landscapes, and peculiar logic of Yorkshire life from a fortified potting shed. He writes in various persons as he identifies as plural. He explains that "I am one" and "the other is me," therefore the two of us are we. We currently live somewhere in the North where theological debates are typically settled over a pint.C. R. de Gernon is the 14th heir to a title that no longer exists and a fortune of vintage grass seeds.The images in this novella were created by myself using artificial intelligence. We apologise with mild reservation. Sadly, we suffer from a profound and irreversible inability to draw anything that does not resemble a startled turnip.If this offends your principles-or simply your taste-a more virtuous edition exists with the offending images removed. Unfortunately, you are holding the wrong one. Kindly return it at once and acquire the morally superior version.
Publisher: Grosvenor House Publishing Limited

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