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My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story Picture Book

My Smelly Ass: Kids Funny Bedtime Story Picture Book - Paperback

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Availability:In StockContributor:Lee Pong Wong, Montes (Illustrator)Series:My Smelly Ass #1Audience:Ages 4-8Publish date:2018-12-16Pages:28
Language:EnglishPublisher:Credwell LimitedISBN-13:9781999348328ISBN-10:199934832XUPC:9781999348328Book Category:Juvenile FictionBook Subcategory:AnimalsBook Topic:Farm Animals, PetsSize:11.69 x 8.27 x 0.08 inchesWeight:0.2601Product ID:SC7A3PGWSG

'Henrietta stroked my smelly ass (donkey), whilst holding her nose and striking a strange social media sort of pose.

It started to tickle, making my ass rear-up and end in a pickle, getting its hind foot stuck in a hole which had been dug by a mole.

My ass began to panic, causing methane pressure to build-up inside its hide, making it bulge evermore wide.

I said, "You know, my ass is going to blow "

She started to frown and we prepared to drown in a pungent sea of flatulence, whilst I feared the sonic booms might destroy all the rooms in the nearby town.

Then, like a thousand football stadiums of flatulent fans all blowing off together in perfect harmony, my ass suffered a major gas leak, leaving us unable to even speak. It was so so loud, but my ass looked so so proud.

Unfortunately, at that very moment a passer-by tossed his burning cigarette butt up high, falling into the gas cloud from the sky. His butt detonated a big bang and the whole universe rang, as my ass sent out a shockwave of flaming ass radiation which knocked us off our feet and into the street.

Looking up, I felt a little proud that my smelly ass had produced such a huge mushroom cloud.

Still in a daze, I got my ass back on its feet in the haze, whilst all around us was now ablaze, as Henrietta screamed, "My ass is on fire " ....'

Can anyone save Henrietta's ass? Will my smelly ass ever escape the hole dug by a mole?

My Smelly Ass children's picture book will have you and your children laughing out loud. This read makes a great bedtime story book for any kid. Suitable for both boys and girls, from preschool kids to early school children ages 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 to age 8 years old.


Language:EnglishPublisher:Credwell LimitedISBN-13:9781999348328ISBN-10:199934832XUPC:9781999348328Book Category:Juvenile FictionBook Subcategory:AnimalsBook Topic:Farm Animals, PetsSize:11.69 x 8.27 x 0.08 inchesWeight:0.2601Product ID:SC7A3PGWSG
Publisher: Credwell Limited

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