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Availability:In StockContributor:Dave TarnowskiSeries:Disappointing AffirmationsPublish date:7/22/2025Release date:7/22/2025Pages:24
Language:EnglishPublisher:Chronicle BooksISBN-13:9781797234977ISBN-10:1797234978UPC:9781797234977Book Category:Humor, Non-Classifiable, Self-HelpBook Subcategory:Form, Non-Classifiable, AffirmationsBook Topic:ParodiesSize:11.70 x 11.80 x 0.30 inchesWeight:0.5997Product ID:SC7R453V1P
From the wildly popular Instagram account and USA Today bestselling book, the Disappointing Affirmations2026 Wall Calendar hilariously counters the culture of relentless toxic positivity with a realistic take on a disappointing world where month-to-month, week after week, day-by-day failure is always an option.

Pairing lovely vacation photos taken by the author himself with sayings that are amusingly self-critical, encouraging, disillusioned, or all three at once, Dave Tarnowski points to feelings commonly unacknowledged or hidden and spotlights them with humor, wit, and empathy. You can do it! But you probably won't.

24-page 12 x 12 inch month-by-month calendar

DISAPPOINTMENT LOOMS LARGE: Totally not-disappointing large format aphorisms set in beautiful natural environments. Twelve monthly images, plus one for Sept-Dec 2025 at a glance.

SELF-HELP HUMOR AT A GLANCE: Easy to hang at home or over an office desk--anywhere disappointment may strike. This comic gem offers a monthly dose of sneaky self-help in the form of expectation-setting affirmations. Perfect for anyone who knows it's really okay to not be okay all the time.

PLASTIC-FREE MATERIALS: 100% plastic-free packaging and product.

THERE'S MORE: See also the Disappointing Affirmations: Unfollow Your Dreams book, Disappointing Affirmations Pencils, and Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards set. You won't be disappointed.

Perfect for:
  • College grads, people entering the workforce, people who wish they hadn't entered the workforce
  • Fans of the @disappointingaffirmations Instagram account
  • Anyone who isn't always cheerful and doesn't feel seen
  • Fans of satire and sarcastic humor
  • Anyone feeling burnout, empathy fatigue, positivity fatigue, or fatigue in general
Language:EnglishPublisher:Chronicle BooksISBN-13:9781797234977ISBN-10:1797234978UPC:9781797234977Book Category:Humor, Non-Classifiable, Self-HelpBook Subcategory:Form, Non-Classifiable, AffirmationsBook Topic:ParodiesSize:11.70 x 11.80 x 0.30 inchesWeight:0.5997Product ID:SC7R453V1P
Dave Tarnowski is the author of about a dozen unfinished novels who turned to memes when he finally gave up on his dreams of being a writer of anything longer than a few sentences. He lives in New York City with his neuroses. Follow him on Instagram at @disappointingaffirmations.
Publisher: Chronicle Books

Contributor(s)

Dave Tarnowski

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